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Monday, June 04, 2007

No longer Exploring the Old World

This post is the official termination of Exploring the Old World. I hope you enjoyed it. For one last time, here is the the mission statement that started it all...

Chronicling the travels, trials, and tribulations of one expatriate to Copenhagen, Europe and destinations unknown.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Vi Ses Copenhagen!

Well it’s over. This semester filled with adventures, academia, and anything else you could imagine has finally ended. All my bags are packed, my room is cleaned and all my friends have left Copenhagen, either en route to their homes for summer jobs, or in a diaspora across the European continent for just a few more nights in hostels and seeing the sights.

This past week was such a whirlwind of activity, studying and saying goodbye didn’t leave me much time for nostalgia; but last night on my last walk through the city at night it hit me hard. I walked by Heidi’s, a bar at DIS I went to one of my first nights out, and as usual it was filled with laughter and plenty of revelers toasting each other… and I realized that even though my friends and I are done with places like Heidi’s in Copenhagen, the city will move on without us. Then I strolled through Radhuspladsen, the “Times Square of Copenhagen” with its fluorescent lights and brightly colored ads, and I realized that it was probably my last time in the square… but I kept walking, its time for new adventures.

(Allow me another paragraph or two of waxing poetic, I don’t do this much.)

Another occurrence really illustrated the notion that we have come full circle here in Denmark: in January when we got here, the sun was coming up just before 8 and heading down before 4… so some days I was in class just after sunrise and getting out just before sunset. The opposite happened on Saturday night, I watched the sun set from the top of the roller coaster just before 10 pm, and then on my walk home the sun was rising just before 4. The symmetry of the cycle was sweet.

But let me tell you my stories from being a tour guide for my little bro and mom. It was really refreshing to take people around and show them my favorite sights, partially because it let me show how much I had learned, and also because I looked at sights in the way a tourist would, something I hadn’t done in months. In my first week I was struck by the old buildings, and the spires and steeples that make up the skyline but at some point during the semester they just blended into the symmetry. Walking through and pointing out the beauty of the squares and cobble stone streets brought back that sense of awe for me and made me realize how beautiful and wonderful Copenhagen really is.

I also got a kick out of watching them butcher the language like I had when I first arrived as well. There’s something about that V’s and Y’s that sound like U’s and the D’s that sound like “L’s” that throws Americans for a loop.

Looking at a calendar, you would think that there’s no way you could have squeezed this entire semester into 4 short months, but that’s what happened. Saying goodbye to all of my companions this semeseter wasn’t easy either. There were a lot of “Fare well and Travel Safely”’s flying around (I think I may have just invented a grammatical device there with the quotation mark-apostrophe manuever), and even some tears (I’m not going to mention any names, but his initials are NATE) the last couple days, and I really am going to miss some of these dudes and ladies. So to all of you out there that I didn’t get the chance to say goodbye officially- HEJ HEJ! And please feel free to stalk me on Facebook and on the new soon-to-be-launched blog. I also would like to say vi ses to my friend’s host families that were nice enough to take us in and feed us this semester.

Just to tie up some loose ends:

That’s right you read that last paragraph right, there’s going to be a new blog…

The facial hair experiment is still under way. The little bro has even classified it “officially” as a beard, this contradicts the odds makers in Las Vegas.

I’m really exhausted and need to get home. I tried to walk the wrong way down an escalator, left my boarding pass at a duty free shop, used the Steam Room AND shower in the ladies locker room at the Copenhagen Marriott, after which I was not able to find my way out of the health club.

Speaking of the Marriott… luxury traveling is much nicer than backpacking (that sentence wins the award for the most obvious statement of the semester). In fact they’re not even comparable. I mean, hostel traveling is done at probably 10-20% the cost of the Marriott, but if you can afford it, hotels like that are completely different worlds. I only stayed at it for two nights, but it made me want to swear off hostels forever.

The Copenhagen marathon was Sunday, I celebrated by taking my family on a marathon walking tour around the city, complete with water cups and sliced bananas being handed to us by spectators.

As previously mentioned I finally made it to Tivoli the other night. The stomach was a little queasy, so we didn’t hit the rides too hard- but we played all of the silly little competitions… seriously, like every single one. It all started in the casino. We walked in and put a 20 Kroner piece in (like 3 and a half bucks) and just started pushing buttons, it was all in Danish, so all I was sure of was that we were losing. My brother insisted he had a strategy, but then all of a sudden the numbers went from counting down from about 70 to 800, so I went over to the girl and said, “Unskyld (I’m sorry) but this is a dumb question… how do you get the money out?” She told me to push a hidden button on the side, and next thing we know there are 20 kroner pieces pouring out of this thing. I think we ended up winning 200 Kroner, which is like 40 bucks. Skee-ball horse racing here we come! It was a lot of fun, and Tivoli is such a beautiful little fantasy world.

Eating in restaurants is great. Expensive, but great. My favorite was the beef house right next to Tivoli, if you know my taste, you’d realize that this place was designed for me… I realize that it is an extremely vague sentence, moral of the story… It was amazing.

DIS uploaded an Audio/Visual Slideshow from the closing ceremony and awards presentation, as well as the Student Essays competition...

I’ve been writing this in the Dublin airport awaiting my final connection, but they just called my flight (my verrrrrrrry last flight for some time I hope) so I must go. More to come later in the week, Exploring the Old World isn’t done yet…

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Thank you DIS!

Well big thanks for DIS, yesterday at the closing ceremony Exploring the Old World was named "Blog of the Year." I was very honored to be recognized for all the time I put into the blog. But wait, it gets better... I also won the Essay Contest! I had been hoping to win the blog competition, but it was a great surprise to win the other one, and I was awfully embarassed going up there again. But I guess its nice to be recognized as the #1 nerd at DIS.

The essay that won was titled "Two different routes to the Heart of Denmark," and it was a departure from a paper I wrote for Danish class.


The post highlighted for the blog award was this one, about the Danish role in WWII and its impact on the society today.


Just some other loose ends.

My little brother and mother have been in town the last couple days and we have had a lot of fun the last couple days.

This week has been a whirlwind of partying and saying goodbye, so I haven't had much time to reflect or write, but I hope to do plenty of that the next couple of days.

I'm flying home on Monday, and I'm about to leave Keops... crazy, until later.

Essay: Two Different Routes to the Heart of Denmark

Updated: Accidentally the first essay I put up was a draft, here is the final version

Every morning when I climb aboard my black cruiser bicycle, I can go one of two ways to get to DIS. Geographically, they are practically identical—only separated by a block or two, but paying attention on the ride has opened my eyes to the deeper truths about Denmark that they expose. The first follows the 6A bus line down Tagensvej from Bispbjerg station. It is a calm ride with less stop lights, but more hills, so I have to have a little more motivation to take it. The other follows the 5A line from Nørrebro station directly through the Nørrebro district on Nørrebrogade, this ride is more hectic, but is slightly more direct and flatter, making it more attractive for lazy afternoons.

In reality, the close proximity of these two routes is the only thing they have in common. They show different sides of the Danish experience: one shows the happy, affluent, and cultured side Denmark tries to portray to the world, and the other a darker side, which exposes the deeper cultural strife that troubles this seemingly content nation.

Denmark is a happy place; in fact a recent study by the University of Leicester claims Danes are the happiest people in the world. My ride along the 6A line confirms this. It starts at bustling Nørreport station, and makes its way past Rosenborg Castle. Rosenborg Slot, as it’s known in Danish, is a beautiful structure that used to serve as the summer residence of the royal family. Today the crown jewels are on display in this building that is still not even wired for electricity. Behind the castle are picturesque rose gardens, filled by sunbathers and other Danes enjoying the meticulously kept gardens on long, sunny, Scandinavian spring days. Then I make my way past symbols of Danish intellectual and artistic pride; first the Statens Museum for Kunst (The State Art Museum) and then the Geology Museum. These massive buildings hold ancient truths in modern structures, reflecting the resources Danes have poured into the arts and sciences, led by the Carlsberg Group.

As I make my way down the clean streets, I notice new construction, bustling corner shops, a booming bike industry and active public transportation. The amount of bikers on the cycle path shows the environmentally conscious mentality of the population. There is also a distinct lack of parking lots, homeless people, and the suffocating smog that can be found in other European cities. As a fitting end to my journey I cycle past a luxury car dealership that offers Lamborghinis, Bentleys, Porsches and the like- a symbol of the economic prosperity present in Denmark today.

In contrast to the 6A line that exhibits affluence and a cultured society, the 5A line cuts directly through the Nørrebro district. Nørrebro is known as the tough section of town, sporting a higher crime rate and higher police presence than its neighboring districts. Not surprisingly it is also the most diverse part of Copenhagen I have experienced. Nørrebro has a distinct Eastern feel; shop signs are in Arabic first and then Danish. McDonalds and Burger King are nowhere to be found, replaced by schwarma stops and kebabs- more traditional ethnic cuisine. In my head I connect the two together-- Nørrebro’s reputation and the makeup of its population expose the veiled racism that is present in Danish society. Problems in Copenhagen are not blamed on economic conditions or other criminal factors, but rather on “immigrants.” An even more telling example of Danish racism is their reluctance to label children of immigrants as first-generation Danes, as is the case with first-generation Americans, instead they are slotted as second-generation immigrants, a social distinction that one can not escape. These difficulties with race relations are a strong reminder of the Mohammed Cartoon Crisis that is still fresh in Denmark’s history.

Beyond just trouble with diversity, the 5A line traces the vein of other Danish strife. The route passes the site of the former Ungdomshuset, the source of multiple clashes between police and young people, first in December, and more recently at the beginning of March. My tires roll over potholes that exist as scars from the riots. They exist where bond fires had raged through the night, while cobblestones were being hurled overhead by protestors in one direction, and tear gas from the police in the other. I pedal past corner shops that had their plate glass windows broken by bricks, and flowers laid as a sign of solidarity. The anger of the youths is still present on the walls of the building, whether it be the “69” labels spray painted on street lamps and stores, or in the anti-establishment rhetoric adorning the buildings in English.

Both these routes take me to the same destination, but the important thing to remember is that they both exhibit an important side of Denmark. Yes, this is a country that is not very diverse, and needs to be cognizant of its relations with its Muslim minority; however, it is still a country with a rich history and heritage that it should be proud of. Yes, Denmark is a well functioning welfare state, but it can not disregard the discontent shown by the youth who will run this country in the near future. The journey to the true heart of Denmark requires travel on more than one path, an effort I’m glad to have made.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

The long and winding road

In many ways, this semester has been a journey. There have been some great times, some weird times, I have met some cool people, some sketchy people... In short, I have experienced a wide range of events that I could never have anticipated. And like all journeys, it eventually has to come to an end. This week is the termination of the journey. I've been studying for finals, passing in term papers, and beginning to say goodbye to all the kids I've befriended this semester. And as previously mentioned there's been some weird experiences, specifically with my kollegium (dorm). First the other night at like 4:30 in the morning there was a car on fire across the train tracks from my apartmen (pictured), we went over to take pictures and I spoke with a police officer as they extinguished the car-- I asked her why there was a car on fire in the middle of a basketball court at 4:30 in the morning and she said, "I think it was stolen." She didn't look particulary thrilled to be talking to me at this point, so I let it go... but I had a whole list of questions: like, "But why is it on fire?" and "Why is it in a basketball court?" "Do all stolen cars get lit on fire in basketball courts?" Since it was 4:30 in the morning, I was ready for bed.

Some other things that have been on my mind. It's too bad that by the end of the semester, when you start to really get comfortable with the language, the culture and your friends-- it's time to go home. But this is how it is. I wouldn't say that I can't wait to go home or that I'm so excited to leave, but I think that I'm ready. I've really enjoyed my time in Copenhagen, and while I certainly haven't done everything this city has to offer, I've done alot of the things I wanted to do, so I'll be able to leave without regrets. That being said, I'm not going to look back when I leave my dorm room-- everything is starting to break down: my shower floor flooded, the freezer has gone kaput, the fridge door doesn't like to close, and I could go on, but I'll spare my loyal readership.

Academically, everything went great, I have my last final tomorrow-- and looking back, for all the time that I spent complaining about having my grades count when other people were taking them pass/fail, my grades will probably boost my GPA back home pretty considerably. So tak for that (Danish: tak = thank you).

Also, Tuesday Night Family Dinner has come to an end. We finished with a delicious meal at Nate's host family house down on Amager, they made shrimp, pork chops and all sorts of good things... capping it off with a Greenland Coffee, which is like a Viking Irish Coffee, very strong, very good stuff.


So for my last few days in Copenhagen, I'm committed to doing a few things. Having as much fun with these people as possible (judging by the above photo you can see we're doing well with that), eating as much Schwarma as possible (it baffles me that Kebab's haven't caught on back home), showing my brother and mother all the Copenhagen sights when they visit (woo! my first visitors!), and trying to tie up as many loose ends as possible.

That's it for now, but you can look forward to some serious End-of-Semester posts within a week. I fly back on Monday.
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Also, please keep your fingers crossed for Exploring the Old World at the DIS blog competition-- it should be in good position having received two "Blog of the Week" nods (even though they stay up for about 3 weeks, indicating the more correct term should be "Blog of the three-quarter lunar cycle") as well as a "Blog of the Month" award, but also they only handed one of those out for the entire semester... so we like our chances. You can also thank my editors and critics for prodding this mid-week post out of me... Vi ses!.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

The US Ambassador? and Poignant Cultural Observations: Episode 3


If you thought that title was long, wait until you start reading this post...

Today, I met with the Ambassador from the United States James Cain. He was a really good speaker and very captivating in person as politicians tend to be. Cain is technically a diplomat, although he is not bashful over the way he rose to the position. He started by talking about how he is one of the 32 Ambassadors hand chosen by the President, a process I’m sure that is based more in political nepotism than local knowledge or even international experience. His best line was when a girl told him she studied in the states because of money, he replied, “Me too. That’s how I got here.” And he wasn’t kidding, he ran North Carolina for the RNC so I can only imagine how much he contributed to the Bush campaigns over the years. I’m sure they made him a Freedom Ranger or Liberty Sheriff or whatever the GOP called their fundraisers.

For a Republican he was surprisingly candid about the President, of whom he said, “He’s my boss, and my friend, and I like the guy.” But whilst discussing anti-American sentiment he called the most controversial topics (War in Iraq, Guantanamo Bay, etc.) “The Bush Issues.” Oh, and he’s a big hockey fan—he used to own the Carolina Hurricanes (ofcourse!).

(Updated 5/11/07: DIS put up a audio/visual slideshow of the Ambassador's visit)


Anyways, enough about the dignitaries I’ve been bumping into, let’s get to some rambling:
  • Cain said that Denmark has the highest amount of soldiers serving abroad (per capita) and sends the highest amount of foreign aid out (per capita) of any nation in the world… proving their courage and compassion. Now maybe if just a couple of them could prove a little friendliness and smile at one another on the street I’d be impressed.
  • This surprisingly fit country has the lowest mortality rate of comparable nations at 71 years old… Cain’s top two reasons: smoking (obviously, I smell like a firefighter when I leave a bar) and the health care system doesn’t pay for the expensive life saving drugs… so how do you like that state sponsored health care now?!? (Oh you still like it? Yeah, me too.)
  • Some Terrible, Horrible, Really Bad News. My bike got stolen on Sunday! In a surge of irony it happened while I was on the bike trip. I resisted putting up an angry blog post, and told myself it would be alright—and I think it will be, DIS insurance should cover it.
  • This just confirmed for me what I’ve known for some time: My neighborhood is seedy. Every time I leave anything even somewhat unsecure, it’s been stolen. I mean, I put a dirty dish towel I had just used to dry the floor on my balcony for a couple hours and THAT was stolen. (On a related note: if you see any kids in the greater Norrebro area playing with a white dish towel that has a red sauce stain on it shaped like New Jersey please contact the authorities at once). Now my bike, THAT WAS LOCKED TO A RAILING, gets stolen; outrageous!
  • For a country perceived to be as safe as Denmark is, there’s actually a lot of crime. In criminology class we learned that Denmark has the second highest amount of Breaking and Entering, mostly because Danes don’t reinforce their doors and what not, because they perceive themselves to be safe. Oh and the crime rate here is surprisingly high here, one of the key contributors being bike theft… I would go on, but its time for this rant to die.
  • With the bike gone, I’m back on Danish public transportation. I forgot how oppressively silent the bus rides are. I should just bring my laptop and research with me, it’s quieter than the DIS library.
  • Today with no bike and intent on avoiding the bus, I decided to walk home… over an hour later I decided it wasn’t a good idea, so I took the bus one stop home (just kidding).
  • Get this: In Denmark all babies MUST be named using one of the approved names on Denmark’s list. And if your baby’s name isn’t on the list a man from the government will call you and make you change it. Apparently you can get out of it if your spouse is from a foreign country and its an ethnic name. This helps explain why there are so many Ander’s and Carsten’s here.
  • Obviously that policy would bomb at home, although I think it could be useful—if only to clarify how to spell Antwan once and for all (or is it Antoine?).
  • I actually learned about this in class, what brought it up was that our mythology teacher wanted to name her son Frodo from Lord of the Rings, but decided that it would have been too nerdy, so she went with Thorin (also from LOTR) so her kid would be “normal”…
  • Speaking of my professors saying crazy things, Morten, the other teacher from that class has these thoughts on the topic of “love.”
  • “Experience is the difference between Romance and Cynicism.”
  • “A priest is capable of ruining two lives with only 6 words, ‘I pronounce you man and wife.’”
  • “Marriage: Two happy people become one unhappy person.”

Well I realize that this blog post is epic enough for one night. But I’ve just got so much to say and only a short period of time left here… I guess I should be studying Danish.

I hope you enjoyed the pictures scattered throughout the post, they’re from Bornholm.

Let’s try to stay classy in the comments section, San Diego.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Beautiful Bornholm


Bornholm, a small Danish island off the coast of Sweden, was absolutely beautiful. After just two days of it, I am spent-- my knees are worn, my arms sunburned, and my face wind burned, but it was an awesome couple of days. I'll try to squeeze as many pictures into this post as my bandwidth will allow. I really don't have much to say, I guess I'll just relay some of the stories. Our first night was spent on an overnight ferry, on which I found a nice little piece of hardwood floor to crash on. In the morning we got our bikes and headed off. My crew named ourselves "Team Turbo" and here's our team picture when everyone was fresh and well rested. We were not fresh for long...
The first journey we had was towards a beach on the southernmost point of the island (we were staying in a hostel on the northern end) and we took the coastal route through the touristy towns, so along the way we stopped for some Bornholm culture. We saw a wooden souvenir stand, a glassblowing shop, a couple goats... we had a taste taste at the Bornhom brewery, and some of the girls even had smoked herring for lunch. (I thought it was quite disgusting)

This nice leisurely trip took us probably 5 hours or so, and we celebrated by chilling on the beach until it was time to go back. Team Turbo broke into 5 small groups for the 35 Kilometer journey home. I paired up with my buddy Fernando and we did the trip hardcore, and pedaled our butts off for two hours straight. No lie, it was one of the best bike rides I've ever taken. The inland route was a little hillier than the coastal one, but we pushed each other pretty hard and made it in record time (in some record book).

When we returned to the hostel, there was a lasagna dinner ready for us which tasted delicious-- mostly due to the "if you're hungry enough, pretty much anything will taste delicious" postulate. (We use that one in the rafting industry all the time.)

After dinner and the DIS sponsored social hour, there was rumored to be a bon fire and s'mores. This rumor was not true. Eric and I decided to take matters into our own hands, and while we couldn't find any marshmellows for s'mores we found plenty of drift wood and started a fire on the beach (my Eagle Scout skills came in plenty handy at this point). It was real fun, especially when a couple of local Bornholm kids joined us and taught us how to say some vile things in Danish.

Day 2 was a little less intense. I think we did 70+ Km on the first day, so on Saturday it was a little closer to 50ish. The major sights on this day were the highest waterfall in all of Denmark (only 20 m high, and not even a real waterfall... not much to brag about) and some castle ruins high up on a windy hill. Once again we started on the coast line and took the hillier inland route on the return trip, and once again we returned sun burned and exhausted. It's safe to say that even though the sleeping accommodations on the return ferry were shotty I got plenty of sleep.


All in all, it was an outstanding weekend-- maybe my favorite of the semester so far. It was real nice to hang out with my DIS buddies this much, seeing as we're done here in only two weeks! (There's the entire Middlebury contingent pictured at left) The conversations we had were silly, bordering on ludicrous at times-- but priceless nonetheless. Between the weather, the company, the free beers, the fire... I don't think I could ask for anything more-- except maybe a little Aloe Vera for my arms and a nice long massage... I'll try to fit a couple more pictures in this week embedded in some future blog posts.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

May Day


Happy May Day to everyone! If you're Ameican you may be asking yourself... "What's May Day?" Well it's the internationally recognized Worker's Day, except in the US which is the only country that doesn't recognize it. In Copenhagen May Day is a big deal. It used to be an important day for political rallies and Union speeches-- but now it has evolved (deterioated? improved?) into a day of drinking and chaos. We went down to a field outside the Parken where the soccer team plays, and there were tens of thousands of people laid out on the grass and there were 3 or 4 massive stages set up with all sorts of music and political signs everywhere. By no means would I call it a political rally, I would call it more a celebration of socialist ideals. And by socialist, to a certain degree, I mean Communist, as the communist flags like the one to the right were out in full effect.

Most of the political strife I witnessed was aimed more at the War in Iraq... (The signs call it 'Fogh & Bush's' war (Fogh is the PM here)... just as in Britain it's called 'Tony Blair and Bush's' war. What do we call it at home? Oh right, the War on Terror.) than traditional labor issues. Then again, I can't really understand that much Danish, so I didn't actually know what was on most of the signs.

Denmark is at an interesting crossroads in terms of the socialist/communist debate. Because while Denmark is one of the biggest and most successful welfare states in the world, it has clearly chosen the capitalist route, as evidenced by the consumer culture on Stroget, the main walking street in CPH pictured at left.

The older Danes I spoke with concerning May Day aren't exactly pleased with the current May Day events. Really what was a political rally has become a day for Danes to get drunk and kick off the summer, at the parade ground at least. Sure there was still plenty of demonstrations around the city, but most of those were either in support of Ungdomshuset (the Youth House) which was the cause for the March riots, or Christiania, the self declared free commune.

Anyways, it was still very eye opening to witness May Day celebrations, I just don't think that America pays the same attention to its working class. Sure we have Labor Day in September, but that just doesn't have the same message that May Day is meant to convey. Well, we were on different sides of the Cold War, I guess, and old sentiments such as those die hard.

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Updated: Thanks to Lauren Engel for the stolen photos. The first one is the Gammel Torv (the old square) right next to DIS, and the other one is from the parade field. The Old World cameraman had the day off, it was May Day after all.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Wonderful Copenhagen


Another day full of sunshine. Pictured above are the Rose Gardens, which not long ago looked like that over there on the right... It's really amazing how much the sunshine and long days (sunset was at about 9:20 tonight) changes the character of the city. Everyone we spoke to when we came to Scandinavia in January told us we had to be here for the summer, and they were right.

Nothing terribly exciting has happened since my last posting... except for the Patriots trading for Randy Moss ofcourse. So in honor of the Patriots impending domination of the National Football League (and the Sox taking 5 of 6 from the Evil Empire) I'll pass along this story of outright Americanism.

I went down to McDonald's to celebrate the Randy Moss trade in the most American way possible, with a Big Mac. After I paid an outrageous amount of money for it, I had the following interaction with the girl at the counter, who spoke impeccable English ofcourse (It's easier to find someone with good English behind a counter here than in the US at this point).

Me: "Can I have some Ketchup."
Girl: "You have to pay for that"
Me: "What? Are you kidding?"
Girl: "No, you have to pay."
Me: "But I've never paid for ketchup in my entire life at McDonald's... This is like, un-American"
(Luckily McDonald's wasn't very crowded at this point, and the girl had a sense of humor)
Girl: "Well, you're not in America." (...ZING!)
Me: "Yeah, but what's more American than McDonald's?"
Girl: "Well, I guess you're right... ... ..."
Me: "...."
(I think she was expecting me to leave or offer to pay at this point, luckily there was no-one else in line, and I wasn't going to crack)
Girl: "Okay, here's your ketchup."
Me: "God Bless America!"

And so thats the story of the first time I've ever swindled McDonald's for a packet of Ketchup.

One final note: The Big Mac box had McDonald's current slogan "I'm Lovin' it" written in about a dozen different languages... but sadly no Danish (I think that would be Jeg Elsker something or other)... and this is in Denmark! Don't you think they could have whipped up a special batch or two of boxes with a little Danish on them? And maybe an extra shipment of ketchup so that they wouldn't have to ration it out? Or maybe they did it because there's no translation for L-O-V-I-N-apostrophe...? We could have a conspiracy theory on our hands here!

Or maybe the graphic designer at McDonald's is just as inept as I am at Danish?

(I actually had to look up "it" earlier and couldn't even find it... sad I know.)

(Luckily, judging by the recent comments sections, I'm sure someone will correct me.)

Anyways the moral of the story is... I shouldn't be allowed to eat at McDonald's by myself. Think of how much time you just wasted reading this post, and multiply that by Old World's booming readership all around the world. Shocking I know. There hasn't been a productivity shortage like this since... probably Communism, or maybe Patriot's Day.

Well I guess you have to do something to fill the time while we wait for the next Sox and Pats world championship parades, so please keep reading...

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Lørdag

(I try to avoid the Danish titles, but that one's pretty simple... Saturday)


That picture is my best representation of how the Danes like to take in a beautiful afternoon. In the background is Rosenborg slot, home of the crown jewels.

This past week left like the final turn coming for me coming into the home stretch. I finished my massive combined paper for two classes, which means I'm already down with one, and there's more to follow.

The best thing that happened this week was that two people from Middlebury are here on a business trip and they took us to an amazing dinner last night at Peder Ox, probably the finest dining I've had here. They're here for International Educators Week, which I participated in by sitting on a panel earlier in the morning. So I spent yesterday critiquing/praising the program here quite a bit. There's obvious pros and cons, but one thing I can say reflects kindly on DIS is that they're constantly looking to improve the program, and most of the concerns I could think of are out of their hands (like the exchange rate). And I wouldn't just say that because of all the loyal DIS readers at Exploring the Old World. I did get a kick out of the fact that most of the visitors to this seminar are staying with host families.
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To address the brewing controversy in the comments section regarding the last post on WWII.

Those observations were just that, observations that I made- not only from visiting the museum, but also as a student of history. And the people here I have discussed my views with, haven't necessarily disagreed with me on the issue, but have labeled it "A very American perspective," which I realize (and mentioned in the post) and I'm not ashamed of, seeing as I am "Very American."

Some other thoughts I had on this issue... the notion that Scandinavians were the Nazi's "Aryan brothers" as an anonymous poster suggests should have set alarms off for the Danes; if anything, wouldn't this have been an association they would have wanted to cut ties to? (beyond just rejecting the Nazi party).

Also, as "mcg" pointed out... What if the Nazi's had won? How long would the Danes have cooperated? It's easy in hindsight to disregard this notion, but remember after the Nazi's had waltzed into France there was no certainty they would be stopped. Eventually, if Denmark was really going to stand up for its beliefs, wouldn't they have had to face the Nazi war machine?

Also the history of the Danish cooperation with the Nazi's may be conveniently forgotten or glossed over. I'm pretty sure I heard from our guide that Denmark lost more soldiers in battle that fought for the Nazi's than died in the resistance movement. Furthermore, my friend who we'll refer to as 'The Valedictorian' uncovered this academic research available through the Danish government that 'The fog of war' regarding the Danish involvement in the war covers some severely questionable practices by Danish industry, such as using slave labor provided by the Nazi's for the benefit of the Nazi's. (Its a translation of a Danish page, but it may be worth taking a look at.)

I'm not purposely trying to be a contrarian on this issue and suggest that Denmark should have sacrificed its troops and city to fight the Nazi's in what would surely been a disasterous resistance. I just would like to point out that the popular history of the Danes during the War may be somewhat revisionist, as it tends to be for the winning side. (The US has some very large skeletons in its closet as well, as does every one of the allies I'm sure) And that they were very fortunate the war turned out as it did. Finally, symbolic acts can go a long way in history, and the Danes tried to absolve themselves by prosecuting so severely after everything was said and done, I was merely suggesting that maybe if it had stood a little stronger initially it wouldn't have had doubt cast on it. This is evidenced by the reluctance of the ECSC to keep Denmark out of the budding European Union until 1973.

(I'm sorry for the scattered nature of this ramblings. There is not a thesis to be found if you were looking)
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Well I don't want to let this weekend slip away from me, so I'm off. I hope everyone's enjoying another weekend of the Red Sox completely dominating the Yankees.